The statements home page seems to be messed up as well.

I'm having a string cheese.

I need to go to the store,but with Jennifer being sick, that is not going to happen today.

I'm having first world problems and I know they are first world problems but dammit it they aren't still stressing me out.

Someone just called Hugh Laurie a bastard on ONTD and as much as I want to get in a fight with them I will be the bigger person and just ignore them.

I am going to take myself to bed because morning comes really freaking early here.

I keep wanting to state but not knowing if I've anything worth stating.

I am a moron.

I'm tired so I'm brushing my teeth and going to bed, but first I need a string cheese.

I am drinking my wine and watching Joan Rivers.